UPDATE: I do want to be 18 again.

Ignore everything I said in the previous post.  I was completely wrong. 


Dorm life so totally rocks, dude!!

Well, okay, the pee thing still isn't cool.  Neither is the phlegm thing, and I really do miss having my own everything...

...okay, fine.  Dorm life still sucks.  BUT...

Every now and then an awesome day comes along, and it will change your life.  This day is filled with so little responsibility or movement of any sort that your bed actually asks for overtime.  By the end of it you feel too lazy to breathe, and will have looked at The Entire Internet.  For real.

This day was yesterday.  And it was glorious.

As happens, though, all that nothing caught up to us and eventually my roommate and I got hungry.  Going to the store was clearly 100% out of the question given its lack of proximity to the bed, so our options were limited.  We're creative girls, though, so we picked through the meager supplies of the room, and came up with a solution.

Pictured: The Solution

That, my friends, is Dorm Bisque.  Campbell's tomato soup, cheese, a Russian hot dog, and a can of goddamn corn. 

We made it.  We ate it.  We are proud.

Once I get back, I promise to be an adult again and pay electricity bills and "stop by the bank" and cook asparagus and whatnot, but damn...I'd forgotten about being 18.  You should try it.  It rocks.